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31 - Chistes de Lenguaje - Chiste #778 - Enviar chiste a un amigo
A proposed plan to gradually update the way to spell things in english.
In Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased
either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the
alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch"
formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling,
so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might
well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j"
anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with
Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so
modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15
or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y"
and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais
"ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.
Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a
lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
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A proposed plan to gradually update the way to spell things in english.
In Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased
either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the
alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch"
formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling,
so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might
well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j"
anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with
Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so
modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15
or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y"
and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais
"ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.
Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a
lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.
32 - Chistes de Lenguaje - Chiste #769 - Enviar chiste a un amigo
- Oye, es cierto que los valencianos hablais como las ranas?.
- No crec.
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- Oye, es cierto que los valencianos hablais como las ranas?.
- No crec.
33 - Chistes de Lenguaje - Chiste #755 - Enviar chiste a un amigo
Un chino, un hindu y un ruso estan en el comedor de una universidad
americana, se acerca el camarero y les dice:
- Ustedes hablan ingles entre si?
- Hombre claro.
- Pero no eran todos extranjeros?
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Un chino, un hindu y un ruso estan en el comedor de una universidad
americana, se acerca el camarero y les dice:
- Ustedes hablan ingles entre si?
- Hombre claro.
- Pero no eran todos extranjeros?
34 - Chistes de Lenguaje - Chiste #730 - Enviar chiste a un amigo
Arabe:
Ascensor: Ali-baba
Beso: mojame-la-jeta
saliva-va-saliva-viene
Chica, apeate de la moto: Maja, baja la raja de la Yamaha
El profeta belico: Mohamed-starma
Fusilamiento: bala-va-atajala
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Arabe:
Ascensor: Ali-baba
Beso: mojame-la-jeta
saliva-va-saliva-viene
Chica, apeate de la moto: Maja, baja la raja de la Yamaha
El profeta belico: Mohamed-starma
Fusilamiento: bala-va-atajala
35 - Chistes de Lenguaje - Chiste #756 - Enviar chiste a un amigo
- Oye, que pasa, que tu eres de la Real Academia de la Lengua?
- No, pero como si lo siguiese.
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- Oye, que pasa, que tu eres de la Real Academia de la Lengua?
- No, pero como si lo siguiese.
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